David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin

G david , yea fuck u hehe

by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021

David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022

David

David is a very sexy nigga who pulls all the chicks he also pulls your mum and dad

David.. hes so sexy

by Yourmum63 November 23, 2021

David Mc Evoy

A person who can cook good food.

"Remember Christmas dinner "
"Yeah!! That was totally david mc evoy "
"Yeah bro....... pass that blunt"

by Coolrunner64 October 2, 2016