Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance

They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved

by Hklgxz March 25, 2023

Take the jazz

To take over the the rhythm and rhymes.

I've been hearing alot of Flows. Do you mind if I take the jazz.

by anonymous July 21, 2021

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Take Her For The Noise

Fairfield slang for fucking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! We go 18 Dummy in this Bitch!

Little Boys, Press the mute button cause I don't wanna take her for the noise, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by Bamaschamp010 August 5, 2010

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"

by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022