selfcare.with.kayla

some fatty on tiktok that makes the ground shake whenever she jumps

selfcare.with.kayla: *jumps*
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023

Selfish Fun

When someone has fun at the expense of others. Whether that be physically/mentally harming them, or making them not have a good time.

When someone plays dodgeball without the consent of others, that would be selfish fun. Since they are hurting others for their entertainment.

by chomper1173 July 31, 2023

Selfieprise

The pleasant surprise you feel when a selfie turns out better than expected.

With a hint of uncertainty, I snapped a quick selfie, only to be greeted by a delightful selfieprise when I saw how amazing it turned out.

by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023

selfieholic

A person who has many selfies of oneself

I’m such a selfieholic

by unknownuserrr5 May 21, 2023

selfy

The way selfie should have been spelled, but the person who wrote it in 2002 wasn't a good speller.

selfie should be spelled selfy.

by Rhljr June 7, 2023

Selfy

The way selfie would have been spelled, if the person who wrote about it on the forums back in 2002 would have known how to spell correctly.

Selfie isn't spelled selfy because the person who came up with the word didn't know how to spell.

by Jr H Roger June 20, 2023

selfmaid

Selfmaid is a family thing, not many understand it because they just honestly wouldn’t get it.

Selfmaid is more than just a name.. Selfmaid is a group of individuals who do it all #k9

look at them.. they must be selfmaid

by Jskiiiiiii September 22, 2023