Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay

she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10

by djroastbeef February 13, 2021

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019

Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021

Brain fart

Brain fart- also known as “fartus brainus” is very common around students, who study math, physics or chemestry. It’s caused when you’re brain does not know what to do aka it’s about to explode. Treatment: give up or go to sleep

"I had a total brain fart while I was doing the test"

by GeDollar November 9, 2017

Brain rush

That feeling you have when you’re so focused you can almost feel your neurons working

“I’m on such a brain rush I’ll finish this essay in no time!”

by Daniloren April 10, 2022

Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009