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Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.
Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.
by Montanak121 September 3, 2013
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Hand Turkey of Shame

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.
by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011
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Red Handed Duel

When a woman challenges another woman to a fight by slapping her in the face with her used tampon.
"Did you hear that Mary and Sarah are fighting?"

"Yeah Mary totally started that with a red handed duel."
by blinkboard182 November 15, 2011
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second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed
"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"
by niallisgay August 25, 2011
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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!
by SuperCody March 5, 2023
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Oscar throwing hands

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by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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