A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
Get the Facebook depressedmug. When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.
Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.
Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.
by Rockinroller September 3, 2010
Get the Know by Facebookmug. Facebook content is a lot like depression, give it too much attention and it eventually becomes toxic enough to make you want to kill yourself.
by GboniccsYT September 30, 2017
Get the Facebook contentmug. A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the Facebook Bonus Programmug. by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 21, 2011
Get the Facebookedmug. Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019
Get the Facebook interviewmug. 