the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.

Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.

by notreallystraight August 19, 2013

Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020

Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018