christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

crack pop

Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework

Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?

Yeah, its all crack pop, though.

by ToxicStitches113 May 8, 2019

cracking

fucking. as in to "crack open" a guy or gal

"how do you know her?"
"oh, i cracked her."

"on god im cracking that twink"

by emubirb July 16, 2025

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017