A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.
by HomerHatesSalad April 2, 2008
Get the House Cat mug.A synonym for awesome. I actually coined this phrase in 1968 during a hallucination where i thought i saw a cat wearing pajamas. It was really just a dead bush.
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Get the cats pajamas mug.a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.
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Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
Someone who says you have the cat usually says feed it, clean it, or bathe it. Usually someones that's being a douche. Someone who has the fat cat is diliked and usually never scores with a woman. Usually said as "THE CAT" Also see "Brian J." the first victim of THE FAT CAT.
"FEED THE CAT!"
somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."
"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"
"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."
"feed the cat"
"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
somone who has the cat getting dome-"Let the paws of the cat play in your mouth and floss your teeth."
"Thats no fair his fat cat was telling him all the answers"
"The fat cat got scared by the anaconda and fleed into the wall."
"feed the cat"
"geeze your cat smells up the whole damn room. CLEAN IT!"
by Slippery March 2, 2008
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I'm filthy. I haven't bathed in at least a week, though I did get a couple of cat baths from the 'ol ball and chain.
by Rhellen's Robot March 11, 2011
Get the Cat Bath mug.When you squeeze your ballsack really tight and the balls are on the top it looks like a small brain.
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by Anonomus May 13, 2005
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