Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Boner Bag

A male condom

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.

by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021