banana

The most amazing thing ever for practicing

i deep throat a banana for practice with my boyfriend

by omlitsTaylor October 6, 2022

Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

banana garbage

Banana garbage means all the dirtiest and ugliest and meanest words in the world

Banana garbage is what you are

by Peter gallons December 24, 2017

Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.

“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”

by Spuamico May 31, 2025

banana heart banana

A funny way to describe a gay man or a relationship between two men represented as:🍌🤍🍌

Girl 1: they are such a cute couple
Girl 2: ya 🍌🤍🍌(banana heart banana) am i right

by Cgally December 7, 2020

Banana Girl (2)

A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.

Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.

by titos_boy June 19, 2024