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Ur mom

When someone says "Ur mom" they mean they hate you with all thier guts and would shank you with any chance they have
"You stole my food! Your such a Ur mom"
"Ur mom, god I hate you so much!!"
by ur.mom.gey April 28, 2021
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ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
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ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch
me: i CBTed ur mum
by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021
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rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up
ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g
by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021
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ur local bad boi

yeah you know that kid yeah? the wanna be gangsta with the cheap stunts (eg poppin up a bike tire, lighting a fire) then gettin caught and goes crying back to mommy
ey niam

yeah fam

wassup

nothin wanna pop a bike tire and lite sum fiyas?

nah blad stop being such a local bad boy

nah fam im ur local bad boi
by poggers? June 2, 2021
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ur mom

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom
by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021
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Ur mom

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny
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