ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024

cream

when something so cool or good happens that it makes you wanna cum in your pants.

"dude that trick was cream"

by BioActive April 19, 2024

Ice Cream Man

Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it

“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”

by muskaqueer69 June 2, 2023

Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.

Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!

by addirall_ September 2, 2022

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023

Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020