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Porn

A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn

I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
"I just jerked off to that porn, it was so hot"
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024
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Meta-porn

The act of having sex with someone while there's a live camera displaying everything, so you're watching yourself f having sex live on TV as you're fucking. First ever porn you can can feel as it's happening and you get to control how it feels
Jeff and I were watching some meta-porn the other day when her mom walked into the living room we were in😘
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.
*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?
by diabolicalcumjar August 21, 2024
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Torture Porn Villainess

A (usually designed to be sexy) female character who the writer or storyteller goes out of their way to make ridiculously evil so the audience will demand, crave, and celebrate her pain, usually with the intention of having something disturbing or sadistic happen to her.
Friend: Malty was so evil! She deserved what she got in the webcomic!

Me: Of course that torture porn villainess was so evil- how else would the guy who wrote her be able to convince an audience that the woman deserved the sick things he had happen to her? He did it to be an edgelord.
by Zlisted September 11, 2024
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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.
Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.
by Numerati September 23, 2024
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Porn Addict

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:
by SoftPawb September 30, 2024
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Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.
Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)
by edranka October 3, 2024
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