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Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
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Michael Jackson

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"
by Heé November 7, 2022
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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.
Look Michael is weird and gay
by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022
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Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.
Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.
by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018
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Sean-Michael

A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.
Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?

Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?
by At-47000<3 November 23, 2021
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michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.
by shortandround August 2, 2023
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