head fart

when your head farts

my head farted

by head fart October 17, 2008

fart cushion

A fart cusion is like a pin cushion, You just fart into it!

I use my fart cushion alot.

by poopylongstockings September 4, 2006

Splash Fart

When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!

Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!

by Andrew Gaynor November 26, 2007

Fart Attack

(n). When someone farts a really big fart.

I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.

by cafeeenovrlode May 7, 2009

duck fart

Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.

Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".

by iFap4DaytonaCoupes August 22, 2012

brain fart

A moment when you just forget something even if you ran through it a moment ago.

person1: What's that?
(points to chair)
person2: Uh, Uh...
person1: BRAIN FART!

by Adeladaine March 20, 2009

vaginal fart

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.

Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.

by queef creator August 16, 2004