Fart Attack

(n). When someone farts a really big fart.

I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.

by cafeeenovrlode May 7, 2009

fart cushion

A fart cusion is like a pin cushion, You just fart into it!

I use my fart cushion alot.

by poopylongstockings September 4, 2006

Splash Fart

When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!

Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!

by Andrew Gaynor November 26, 2007

duck fart

Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.

Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".

by iFap4DaytonaCoupes August 22, 2012

brain fart

A moment when you just forget something even if you ran through it a moment ago.

person1: What's that?
(points to chair)
person2: Uh, Uh...
person1: BRAIN FART!

by Adeladaine March 20, 2009

vaginal fart

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.

Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.

by queef creator August 16, 2004

Persian Fart

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.

John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."

by D-Stutter May 6, 2006