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sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
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A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
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does sam suck olivias nuts

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
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Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
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Suck your bf dick day

Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick
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