Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.

Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!

by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021

Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is someone who is smart and funny but is also very gay or is in the closet and has a massive crush on his best friend

Girl: omg who is that he’s hot and funny
Other girl: Oh that’s Ryan don’t get your hopes up he’s gay

by Unknowngay June 16, 2020

Ryan Reynolds

Daddy issues

"The kid on my bus has daddy issues for Ryan Reynolds"

by LiveAckerman August 19, 2022

Ryan

A god among mortals. He looks can crake you blind. He is our savior but isn’t so kind to sinners. You may think he is just an ordinary man, but he knows everyone of us and hopes for us to life in the warmth of his grace and love.

Ryan is like a father.

by Ryan’s Worshiper April 10, 2021

Ryan Su

Ryan Su is a poopoohead, and has no friends

You are such a "Ryan Su"

by booga315 September 11, 2018

Ryan

Ryans are good but sometimes they could make no sense

"Ryan says i suck so bad and said get better and thinks thats not toxic when i say bad they say UR SO TOXIC U SHOULD STOP BEING TOXIC"

by imsuchajoe May 7, 2021