Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
by Nofaggotinme July 8, 2023
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Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
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by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022
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all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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Get the Porn Hubmug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
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