Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.

"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."

by momo_is_real_58484909 September 20, 2019

A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.

My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.

by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024

Poo Coup

When after eating a meal, you immediately have to poop.

Your meal is forcing your poop out.

That was a great meal, and now I'm having a major poo coup.

by TorChula October 17, 2022

bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.

Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.

by runner227 January 16, 2023

poo

brown things that you see in public toilets

'' brb i need to poo''

by Mangosigma67joemama December 11, 2022

Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig

"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"

by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016

Poo Castle

An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.

“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”

by Jspjrob June 11, 2018