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NO NUT NOVEMBER

NNN is where guys cant have any sexual intercourse or anything that would in volve sperm
No nut NOVEMBER is a month for guys
by Lala is gay December 4, 2019
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Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length
Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.
by buriedinsounds February 12, 2010
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Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.
"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"
by LDKSparda December 21, 2009
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nut sponge

An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.
Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.
by Winston Backer June 18, 2008
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nut huggers

pants worn by males that are particularly tighter than a females...im talkin bout tighter than ya girls jeans. they actually suffocate the gentilia to the point that the penis is overly exposed to be too big or tooo small...
what the F$#* is this nigga wearing?

Nut huggers man nut huggers
by BRIII December 21, 2006
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Bust a Nut

1) To be overcome with extreme anger and rage to the point where you bust another man's nuts with a baseball bat.
2) Ejaculate
I've been waiting 1,177 years to play the Xbox One! And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut!!!!
by DarthKieduss December 24, 2013
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Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010
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