You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 1, 2022
Get the bad pen palmug. Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Get the Bad Will Huntingmug. Homosexual act involving the perfomance of anal sex on your least favorite friend while simultaneously taking a dump. This must be done on a complete strangers porch while making the loudest orgasm noises possible..
1. I gave Frank the bad chostow on some dudes porch last night.
2. The neighbors came out while I was giving Mo the bad chostow last night.
2. The neighbors came out while I was giving Mo the bad chostow last night.
by Bill Anal March 28, 2008
Get the bad chostowmug. by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018
Get the bad boy bathroommug. 
Get the Down Badmug. 