ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

ur nan a man

Not the worst insult in the universe, however a very bad one considering your nan is now a man. Similar to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but falls between ur grandpap a trap and ur sister a mister

Phillip: ur mom gay
Bert: no u
Phillip: ur dad lesbian
Bert: don't make me say it
Phillip: ur granny tranny
Bert: PHILLIP YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Phillip: ur grandpa a trap
Bert: ur nan a man

*An Entire Species Is Wiped Out On Earth*
*Pluto Implodes*

by DrueBoy May 11, 2018

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast

Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day

by issaethan July 7, 2020

ur mum lol

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 3, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.

Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.

by Molly._._ November 1, 2019