Slovak Mexican Food

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

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Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

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Mexican blow out

The act of laying down in your bed with loaded pants blowing shit up your back and down your legs.

My partner and i were making out she pushed me over on the bed and I had a Mexican blow out

by Shlong punisher March 8, 2022

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When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.

Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022

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Mexican Train Breakfast

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

by Tha Government March 2, 2021

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Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

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