The facebook

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...

That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime

by richard1269 November 30, 2011

Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)

You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!

by Harmsini October 16, 2009

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

by Teeray November 5, 2010

new facebook

a total piece of shit

A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit

by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009

FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life)

1. Best used to describe people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook commenting on EVERYTHING and choose to reject your real world reality in favor of their own fantasy one.

2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.

Lynette is such a hardcore FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) that she refuses to create a 25 Things About Me note cause she thinks she's better than you.

by Lord Grant February 3, 2009

Stoopid Facebook

Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.

"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."

by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011

Word on the Facebook is

Referring to Facebook about what was said about a significant other.

Word on the Facebook is you are still single

by MrCuddly November 12, 2010