A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!
Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
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Get the fart cushion mug.I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.
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Get the Fart Attack mug.Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.
Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".
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