Yesterdays Dick

Yesterday's Dick: The term is used when you engage in two sexual acts one after another, but on seperate days. For example engaging in intercourse friday, not showering, and recieving a blowjob on saturday morning.

Girlfriend: Ew, what is that flavour?!
You: Yesterdays dick, baby.

by Cutler & Curtis corp. April 18, 2010

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator

Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.

by Vesper47 March 17, 2017