David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

by ninollie November 22, 2022

to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

by wills is gay boy 69420 December 27, 2024

Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.
by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022
