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David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her
wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!
by ninollie November 22, 2022
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David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021
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David

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
Perfection means David, and David is perfection

Vincent Van Gogh
by Mister mellow November 22, 2021
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Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.
Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!
by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022
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