Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

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Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

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cooked

something you are. 💀

jake: bro im cooked.
rev: oh? i've always known tho.

by Yourlocalmom March 15, 2025

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Good definition:
1. (verb) did/executed (action) very well
2. (verb) dominated (someone) in a contest/fight.

Bad definition:
1. (adj) In a hopeless situation
2. (adj) Nowhere near best condition
3. (verb) got dominated by (someone) in a contest/fight

Good: Did y'all see that clean win? Bro cooked!
Bad: Did bro just get trickshot?? Nawh he's cooked 💀💀💀

by washed up jobless bum April 4, 2025

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