Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol

Oops she go shaka doodle cakes

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 16, 2022

patty watty cakes

chode man

“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”

by pattywattylover44 April 11, 2022

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy

So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!

by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021

Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021