Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Bird

A penis

Suck my bird

by HeinzBeanz the anti furry July 28, 2021

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

Baby-Bird Boofing

When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.

Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

Birds

a young woman or a girlfriend.

"He was always surrounded by a flock of adoring birds, but he never seemed to settle down with just one."

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

by catmaster65 January 20, 2023