THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019
Get the Holy BANANAmug. a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.
WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible
WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible
my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 12, 2020
Get the bananamug. Family in political and military control of banana republic or other country with a similar political setup.
The US banana family are in trouble now that Jared has lost his top secret clearance and the first daughter has failed to make sensible and informed political comments in Korea. Some Asian stan-countries have banana families although they do not produce bananas.
by Wryface March 1, 2018
Get the banana familymug. When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.
I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.
by Awooke July 21, 2019
Get the Peeled Bananamug. A jean banana , also called nipple twister at times, is a person who strongly dislikes and bullies woman/a sexist
Person a: ay bro this girl is so annoying, imma pull a jean banana on her
Person b: damn bro don’t do her like this
Person b: damn bro don’t do her like this
by Rai ❣︎ November 22, 2021
Get the Jean bananamug. guy1:ehh..you know that aboii ha.???..dont know how to speak chinese liaoo
guy2:oh!..that banana hah?! ofcs laa..parents arent proud of their own nationality maa...
banana boy:walaoo..so mean la u all
guy2:oh!..that banana hah?! ofcs laa..parents arent proud of their own nationality maa...
banana boy:walaoo..so mean la u all
by that filipino guy. May 19, 2017
Get the bananamug. Banana Balls is the alleviating feeling caused by complete drainage of the testicles from constant and persistent penile arousal.
Many believe that Banana Balls can only happen if you have high libido -- this is very true. A high degree of stamina is required to be able to achieve such rapid assuage before replenishment can occur.
Many believe that Banana Balls can only happen if you have high libido -- this is very true. A high degree of stamina is required to be able to achieve such rapid assuage before replenishment can occur.
Yo this bitch I was with last night gave me total banana balls. She made me nut 5 times, and twice in the morning. When she was finished with me they felt completely guzzled and elongated.
by LilWormy June 16, 2023
Get the Banana Ballsmug.