American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 09, 2024
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Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by Señorita.Estrellita August 29, 2018
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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust
Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.
by farmer1069 March 25, 2018
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Euro-American dream

The experience of studying in Europe for free, working in a good position there and save money/building up your own company and afterwards moving to the United States to make use of the benefits of capitalism there.

Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.
He studied mechanical engineering in Berlin, started a company there and when it started making good money, moved it to the States. He's living the Euro-American dream!

She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!
by dickbastian February 23, 2025
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American girls

American girls are girls who use feminism in a wrong way. They claim that feminism allows them to hook up with as many men as possible to the point that they contract venereal disease, herpes, STDs etc. Plus, aborting their babies to avoid facing the consequences of their actions. They praise sex workers more than stay-at-home mothers which is very disgusting. American girls can be white, black, hispanic, native or asian so if you are a girl born in a more liberated country like the USA, then their are chances that your kitty looks like a flat tire. All in all, American girls are immoral girls.
Mary: Hey! Have you heard of Jessica having STD? It kinda sucks.

Jane: Yes. I also heard Becky aborted her baby to live an easy life. She's such a baby killer!

Mary: What have American girls become!?
by YourPunjabiGal August 10, 2024
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