Pineapple Hairs

The spiky green leaves on top of a pineapple, as defined by Anix (YouTuber).

Look at the pineapple hairs on top of Spongebob’s house

by Ratty Remy June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

The hair of a pineapple

(used in a video by Anix)
use starcode anix

I'm gonna call it pineapple hairs

by bananacado June 17, 2020

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Pineapple Hair

Pineapple hair is the top of a pineapple. It is the leafs on top. I'm pretty sure it has an actual name but the youtuber Anix made it up :/
-Written by Molly

Example One: Wow man that's a lot of pineapple hair on the pineapple.
Example Two: "Okay It's gonna be called pineapple hair so that better be on Urban Dictionary tomorrow. " - Anix

by molly :p June 16, 2020