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slap your plastics

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick
Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy
by TehMilkMan February 13, 2007
mugGet the slap your plasticsmug.

slap ass day

by jonny jonny papa September 23, 2019
mugGet the slap ass daymug.

slap nasty hoe

a insult to someone meaning that they are a discusting, vd filled, whore
" Man I brought home a SLAP NASTY HOE last night and now my ball itch
by the big jo- to the nizzle July 22, 2003
mugGet the slap nasty hoemug.

slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!
Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007
mugGet the slap your plasticsmug.

timmy slap

when you tell someone your name is timmy, and they do the southpark thing. you slap them (with the back of your hand) across the neck.
that way it's harder for them to say timmyyyy.
i introduced myself to kyle. he said timmyyyy, so i gave him a timmy slap
by pureblood420 April 16, 2009
mugGet the timmy slapmug.

Ass Slap Friday

Every Friday is Ass Slap Friday so feel free to slap people’s ass and spread the word!
Kaeden: Hey you guys, it’s Ass Slap Friday.. you know what that means😏
by _dumb_dumb_boi_ December 22, 2019
mugGet the Ass Slap Fridaymug.

Wad Slap

thieme, themesauce, a newb at halo...but hes on the rise...usually runs with the crew of..OHOOMIS, SPANK LICK, AND MANK...watch out
Holy Shit!...Wad Slap just ran the flag back for a score, and now hes number one on the score list...even though he hasnt killed anyone...
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
mugGet the Wad Slapmug.

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