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David

David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.
"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"
by PoluxL December 2, 2021
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David

A person who has cheese in their ass.
Omg he is a David!
by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019
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David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019
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David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."
by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022
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David

a immature chopped little boy that cry’s over everything
Person 1:“look it’s david” person 2:”damn he’s a mess”
by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025
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david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
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Britani and David

Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.
by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023
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