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lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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crack cylinder

A cigarette, or when nicotine withdrawal is so strong you come up with 1000 slang terms for cigarettes.
Joey, tired from a long day at work, with no smoke breaks went to the packie to get a pack of crack cylinders.
by professor grizzlebees July 1, 2023
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Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023
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The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.
by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023
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Dipped in crack

A phrase used mostly in the late 1980's and through the 1990's as a way to describe a person, place, thing, or idea as being extra level amazing and making you want more of it.
This omakase is so delicious I think it must be dipped in crack.
by Prof. Fryoper August 1, 2023
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