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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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Jamir special

The act of one man, giving another oral sex or the act of one man eating another’s ass n anal play.
Elijah gave me that Jamir special last night
by kittykotty23 February 10, 2025
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The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with your mustache and/or beard
aye last night I hit sarah with the Abel Special
by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
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mowbray special

When someone puts their Dick in your mouth when you’re not paying attention
Did you hear Loren got the mowbray special on Sunday?
by Realdealriz October 18, 2023
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An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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fruit loops special

the act of sticking your penis into a fruit loop and wearing a toucan costume
i can’t wait to go home and do the fruit loops special with my wife witch i so need.
by aldo2cool February 2, 2025
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Stannah Special

When you get a blow job whilst going upstairs on your Stannah Chairlift
Definition: “I got a banging Stannah Special from Mable on my way upstairs the other day…”
by Elzaminelza October 13, 2021
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