Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024

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Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

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This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.

That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?

by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019

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lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

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Sandwich

The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.

Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude

by Kumpiss October 30, 2024

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