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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
mugGet the poser potatomug.

Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.
by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025
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Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
mugGet the Salt my potatoesmug.

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
mugGet the Mash Your Potatomug.

Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.
by The ugly potato October 30, 2016
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Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009
mugGet the Silent Potatomug.

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ
by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017
mugGet the Baked potatomug.

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