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An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
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Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th
A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023
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maked up

putting on a full face of makeup and feeling cute.
all maked up and nowhere to go :(
by horyia August 25, 2021
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Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.
Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time
by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025
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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010
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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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