don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.
Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.
by Ned Stoat November 29, 2013
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pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much
Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"
by eric quackstein January 25, 2012
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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.
by greoee October 01, 2011
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(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
by Germain Detrick August 06, 2010
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piss and shit tea party!

when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!
by joel stephenson September 10, 2007
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Lesbian Hot Piss Enema

A lesbian ritual in which a lesbian dominatrix urinates into an enema bag and then immediately inserts the enema tube into her lesbian slave's anus and releases the full contents of the enema bag into her slave's intestines.

Or, sometimes a funnel is inserted into the slave girl's anus and the lesbian dominatrix urinates directly into her slave's rectum.

In either case, the maximum temperature of the lesbian dominartrix's urine is retained, thereby the name "hot piss enema".
Stephanie has not urinated for 36 hours in preparation for giving Allison her famous lesbian hot piss enema!
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People That Piss You Off

This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.
Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.
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