Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

Night Cock

A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.

Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.

by Scabby J May 30, 2018

Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

At the end of the day, it is night.

Feel stuck? Stressed, afraid or anxious? It’s ok nothing is ever that serious, because one things for sure.. at the end of the day, it is night.

This saying emphasizes how everyday you can count on the fact that it will end, you will have a moment to yourself and you will rest, beginning a new day where you can try again.

Miles: How the fuck are we gonna get through today, I have five exams back to back!
John: I don’t know dude but at the end of the day, it is night.

by y.vf March 19, 2025

TLS night

the greatest clan leader that ever live, with the best clan that ever arose to over come any obstecle or problem...

person1:hey im in TLS night's clan
person2:whos TLS night?
person1:only the GREATEST CLAN LEADER EVER!!!

by TLS cobra September 5, 2008

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023