Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

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Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.

This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.

by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Maybelline's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

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During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.

After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.

This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."

"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"

"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."

"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."

by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019

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