happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

happy feetus

like happy feet, but inside your pregnant belly.

When your baby is so happy that you can feel it kicking its feet around.

Girl, yo baby is kicking like crazy, must have a case of happy feetus!

by Meselfandeye September 24, 2016

Happiness

Happiness is when your not tired of being lonely, or when your smile is real not a mask, happiness is when their is something that can some how cure the reason your laugh is fake, or your smile, laughs, jokes. That's happiness

They bring me happiness unlike any other of my friends or family they understand the loneliness. Because they were also brilliant liers once and could hide it.

by Tcom4ever February 16, 2018

happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.

"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"

by Anqrygole May 6, 2018

Happiness

The opposite of sad.

You: What is happiness?
Friend: Something I don't have.

by KitKat36272726272 April 23, 2018

Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night

Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus

by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012

Happy House

Happy house is a Roblox based community, ran by Teddy and Max. V2 is currently in development and V1 is currently out to play on Roblox. The community is cool and accepting and moderation is cool to.

Yo did you play Happy house yet?

No?
It’s super cool you should
Ok

by Lay😟 September 18, 2021