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Double Facebooking

Having two browsers open with Facebook on both. Commonly used when playing multiple facebook games, or by forgetting that you already have facebook open.
guy: How do you manage to level up all your facebook games so fast?
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!
by Addicted2Facebook December 20, 2009
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the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.
Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010
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Facebook Warrior

A facebook warrior is a person who is always on facebook.
Tyrone : Yo swear down bruv, James is always on facebook.

Reece : Yeah innit he's a facebook warrior.
by Chei October 19, 2011
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Facebook fart

When you comment or post on facebook, but misspell or make a grammatical error, delete it, and not post again to avoid annoying your friends.
Friends post: Going to a lil wayne concert!

Comment 1: He suuucks

Facebook fart: He isn't sick, he's I'll

The facebook fart is then quickly deleted and a corrected version is not posted.
by weezy blows me July 17, 2011
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Facebook Tourette's

When someone gets so pissed off that they forget that their parents/teachers/bosses can see what they say and go on a swearing binge that usually takes place in comment threads on a wall post or status. At its worst, Facebook Tourette's dissolves into a shapeless, embarrassing deluge of profanity that lacks any semblance of grammar.
Tommy: LOL shut up jimmy
Jimmy: no tommy you shut the f@*k up you f@*king b*%@h d*%k piss s@!t d@*k f^*k
Tommy: dude you should be medicated i think u have facebook tourette's
by Roger McChicken Smodger July 21, 2011
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Faboo

A totally hip word used to refer to Facebook.
"When I get home, I am totally getting on Faboo and posting that picture of you!"
by TABerni May 7, 2009
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