dick claim

When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and “claiming” him.

“keke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.

by Papi chino August 14, 2018

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018

Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

Porno Dick

That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.

"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)

by XG-Raven July 7, 2010

dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

Dick Hot

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here

1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.

by TimJack October 20, 2007