David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.

Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?

by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023

David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger

David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*

by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023

Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.

"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"

by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024

david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 18, 2024