Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

by Misslinds January 5, 2024

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016